Highway to the Danger Zone Opera

The Royal Opera House at Danville Convent Garden has commissioned Italian composer Marcelo Manrico to compose an opera of the Top Gun theme song “Highway to the danger zone.” Joining in to help out with the project will be Bert Darren, famous Afrikaans singer. According to the Royal House Director Johannes Marthinus Wessels Van Kont, the opera should hit the stage at the end of October 2009.

“I loved the movie, 'Highway to the Danger Zone' touches me in a way words cannot possibly describe,” Marcelo told The Daily Sin, South Africa's newspaper for the semi-retarded. Dominique Smith of the Danville Catholic school choir is said to open the Theme song in xxx-minor. Marcelo said, “I love little choir boys, their voices at least, I could not think of a better person to open my Opera with those soft red lips and.... sorry.” Marcelo came to South Africa after suspicion of pedophilia in his home town of Umbria. However, despite his nervous appearance and taste for gray shoes, he is confident that the stories back in Umbria were all a farce.

Van Kont has categorized the production as post-autonomous syncretism with a hint of 80's style action. Van Kont took in Marcelos concept for Danger Zone last year when he was desperate to bring the struggling theater to its feet after most of its usual audience turned to the local rugby game instead of the theaters productions. “Blending hard core fucking f-14 dog fights with passionate 'love making' opera should be the catalyst to cook up a Danville potjie of entertainment!”